HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Randomize
