TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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