just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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