I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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