I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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