Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
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I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
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Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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