you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
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he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
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Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
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Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
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