So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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