i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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