turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
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Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
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Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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