it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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