People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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