My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
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I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
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I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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