i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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