one word: firstdatebathroomanal
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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