I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
