Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
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Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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