you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
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found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
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The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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