i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
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john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
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you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
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