Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Just high enough for therapy.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
