her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Randomize
