in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
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I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
She's just so happy...and so naked.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
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Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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