But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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