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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
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since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
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But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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