So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
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her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
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I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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