Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Its about making memories worth repressing
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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