i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
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you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I believe in your delicious
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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