I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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