adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
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dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
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I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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