Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
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too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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