She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
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Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
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Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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