I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
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I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
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We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
True college students do jello shots in the library
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