I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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