Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
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Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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