we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
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don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
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Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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