yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
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We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
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If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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