Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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