i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
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I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
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I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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