I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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