Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Is it because I queefed?
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
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