She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
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