all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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