She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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