Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
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You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
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It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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