it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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