It's Friday. Sex?
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
Randomize