I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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