Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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