His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Randomize
