shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
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allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
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And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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