I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
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hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
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My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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