: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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