it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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