I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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