Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
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Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
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Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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