she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
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Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
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Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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