wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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