You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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