Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
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