I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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