Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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