Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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